Friday, late September

Really makes you think, doesn’t it.
“How sultry should I look for this photo?” — “Let’s try max sultry and see how that looks.” — “OK imma fuck the shit out of your camera with my eyes.”
“What are you doing today, darl?” — “I’m going to get an ultrasound, visit some potential pre-schools, and do a photo shoot with a shitty old emerald green vacuum cleaner. I’m going to stand on one foot. Maybe I won’t put a hand in the air. Maybe I will. Then I think I’ll try meth.”



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